Mutilated Judge (Artea,Grindcore) han publicado un nuevo LP titulado «1000 Song Lp». La obra fue grabada en vivo con los estadounidense noisecore Tony Montana en 2019.
Doble vinilo negro de 12″ cuyo artwork ha sido realizado por el propio cantante Gutcock. Numerados a mano y limitados a 300 copias en todo el mundo. Incluye una tarjeta de descarga ilustrada para conseguir el álbum digital completo de 1000 pistas de mp3 separadas.
Disponible en su página de Bandcamp y pronto a través de los siguientes sellos: Hecatombe Records , Base Record Production , Pau Gasoil Records, Furious Ogre Records , (España), Larvae Records (Portugal), Poop Tapes, Aggressively Uninterested y HELLGHiLLiES (EE.UU.)
Podéis escucharlo a continuación:
Este es el tracklist:
- Czech Gas Station Porno Mag Connoisseur
- Based Tim Morse
- You Actually Know How to Play Guitar? Nerd
- All I Want Is To Have Sex but I Decided To Get Into Grindcore
- I Desperately Crave Female Affection
- I Never Get Laid And Neither Do My Friends
- If I Have Sex, I Fall In Love
- Imagining How My Last Name Sounds After The First Name Of Every Girl I Know
- Girl Sees Me Staring At Her Boobs From 100 Meters Away
- Telling The Doctor My Dick Hurts Just So That Someone Touches It
- My Doctor Doesn’t Know I’m An Alcoholic
- Lying To My Lawyer
- Blackmailing My Social Worker
- Metal Girls Look Like Pigs
- Hanging In The Green Hair Dye Aisle
- Going To The Show And Bumming The Pink Haired 17 Year Old Girl All My Cigarettes
- Bumming Cigarettes Just To Throw Them Away
- Going To The Napalm Death Show To Get Laid
- Napalm Death Is the Shittiest Band Ever
- Napalm Death Should Kill Themselves
- Barney From Napalm Death Has AIDS
- Gwar Is Disney Channel Rock
- Gwar Is Basically Slipknot
- NYDM Is the Most Autistic Thing Ever
- Agathocles Are A Bunch Of Boomers
- Losers Split With Agathocles, Legends Split With Bob Macabre
- Oogles Setting Up A Vax Appointment
- Teach Me How to DUI
- Quit Letting Bros In The Bar
- White Women Concentration Camp
- 80s Slashers Are Lame
- I Only Watch Adam Sandler Movies
- Rating Every Adam Sandler Movie 100 Out Of 100 On Rotten Tomatoes
- Citizen Kane Was Really Talking About A Prolapsed Asshole
- I Asked For GTA For My Birthday But They Gave Me Chessmaster
- Jerking Off To GTA San Andreas Strippers
- Jerking Off To 1996 Lara Croft’s Triangle Boobs
- Jerking Off To The Sound Of The Neighbours Fucking
- Carefully Listening To My Parents Fuck
- Stupid Tribal Flower Tattoo On Forearm
- One Day I’m Gonna Have Flame Tattoos
- Paying For Tattoos Is Gay
- Face Tattoos Are For Criminal Scum
- Chest Tattoos Are Pathetic
- Trad Tattoos Are Ugly And Outdated
- Anti Music Symbol Tattoos Are For Nerds
- Matching Tattoos Are Cringe
- You Have To Be Cringe To Get Girls
- Girls Love Men With Big Funko Pop Collections
- My Girlfriend Buys Me Funko Pops With Her Only Fans Money
- I Sold My Organs In Kosovo To Buy More Funko Pops
- I Murdered My Mom Because She Gave My Funko Pops To My Little Cousin
- I Raised Money For My Son’s Cancer Treatment And Spent It On Funko Pops
- I Suplexed My Little Brother And Killed Him
- Murdering My Math Teacher Because He Wouldn’t Recognize 77 + 33 = 100
- Manipulating My Senile Grandad Into Making Me His Sole Heir
- Asking My Mom For Money To Spend On Prostitutes
- I Paid €100 For An Hour And Couldn’t Get A Boner
- Cool Pit Vipers, Loser
- It’s Called Harsh Noise And It’s Art
- Harsh Noise Is A Real Job
- Loser In Real Life, King In The Noisegrind Scene
- I Put The Real Bullet In Alec Baldwin’s Gun
- Marvel Movies Suck
- Tobey Maguire Is The Only True Spiderman
- Virgin MCU Consoomer
- Chad Turkish TV Drama Appreciator
- You’re Adopted
- Nice
- Selling Heroin To 10 Year Old Kids
- Listening To Meat Shits And Getting Blown By A Hooker In The Toys R Us Parking Lot
- Full Blown Sprinting At Random Women At Night
- Jesse Creekbaum Interviewed By Vice
- I Know What Sex Is But I Won’t Tell You
- Drinking Dad’s Methadone As A Kid
- Dad’s Methadone, The Forbidden Soda
- Malcolm In The Middle Taught Me Everything I Know
- The Big Bang Theory Is The Funniest Show Ever Fr Fr No Cap
- Bazinga!!!
- I’ve Kept My Kids Locked In The Basement Since They Were Born Watching The Big Bang Theory All Day And They Can’t Complain Because They Don’t Know There’s More Stuff In The World
- Pictures Of Naked Ladies Make My Peepee Hard
- I’m Grounded, Dad Checked The Browser History
- Googleing How To Fuck A Hot Girl
- Sucking My Big Brother’s Cock Cuz He Said It Would Make Me Better At Kissing Girls
- It’s Not A Phase, Mom, I’m A Shrigma Lone Wolf Yogurt Male
- I Wish I Had A Girlfriend So I Could Dump Her At A Restaurant And Tell Her I Have To Return Some Videotapes
- Cool Sanguisugabogg Shirt, Bro, Did Your Husband Give It To You?
- Caveman Riffs? More Like Get A Job, Loser
- The Masculine Urge To Jerk Off To Waluigi Porn
- The Masculine Urge to Yell “Kachow!!!” When Cumming
- Imagine Your Daughter Brings Her Boyfriend Over And It’s Ben
- Ben Is A Lanklet
- Ben Vs. Cartoon Network
- Ben On Suicide Watch Cuz Eric Andre Never Replied To His Tags
- Eric Andre Is Actually Pretty Funny, I Dunno Why Ben Doesn’t Like Him
- Ben, Champion Of Basque Rural Sports
- Being Afraid To Say I Think Mark From MDFL Is Nice
- Mark From MDFL Has A Social Distortion Tattoo
- Sage Has A Ska Guy Tattoo
- Sage Has A Ska Girl Wearing An Anti Music Shirt Tattoo
- Antón Has A Kirk Van Houten Jerking Off Tattoo
- Sleeping In The Van Cuz The Squat Won’t Let Our Canceled Asses In
- We Don’t Wanna Sleep In Your Nasty Ass, Flea Infested Squat
- Promoters Will Say They’ll Make Food, Then Give You Vegan Stew
- Vegan Stew Again? I Think I’ll Just Starve, Thanks
- Don’t Check Their Early Stuff On Metal Archives Type Of Black Metal
- In Texas, Everyone Does Coke
- Congratulations On Your Vaccine Selfie
- Fearing The Vaccine Cause I Don’t Want To Live As An Autist
- Always Ask Yourself What Would Seth Putnam Do
- GoFundMe To Pay For Ben’s Trip To Mexico To Get A Golden Tooth
- I Always Stay Drinking In The Parking Lot During Shows And Then Tell The Bands Their Set Was Great
- Great Set, Can I Borrow Everything?
- Violent Opposition’s Bassist Brings Her Xbox On Tour
- The Earthworm Von Doom Guy Looks Like Filthy Frank
- You Looked At Me, You Are Now My Girlfriend
- I Cum Every Time A Girl Looks At Me
- I Bring My Hentai Pillow On Tour
- Mom Said It’s My Turn On The Xbox
- Mom Said It’s My Turn To Fuck The Hentai Pillow
- Mom Said It’s My Turn To Drink From The Cum Jar
- I Meet A Girl, I Show Her My Harsh Noise Lathe Cut Collection, She Leaves
- I Meet A Girl, I Show Her My Cum Jar, She Tries To Call The Cops, I Kill Her
- Thinking Of That Girl I Held Hands With When I Was 5
- Doing Backflips In Front Of My Crush
- Popping Wheelies With Training Wheels In Front Of My Crush
- I Wish I Was Bender So That I Could Fuck Hobots
- I Eat My Own Cum To Get Back The Testosterone I Release When I Cum
- Wanna Go To The Nudist Beach To Stare At The Naked Grannies?
- This Is My Favorite Bush To Jerk Off Behind
- Arrested At The Nudist Beach For Masturbating In Public
- Telling The Cops I Have A Rare Disease That Will Kill Me If I Don’t Jerk Off Every 5 Minutes
- Telling The Cops I Jerk Off In Public Because I’m Going Back To Monke
- Breaking Into The Chimp Cage To Jerk Off With Them
- Banned From Ryanair For Jerking Off To Porn At Full Volume On The Plane
- I Studied Medicine For 10 Years Just To Self Diagnose A Disease That Forces Me To Jerk Off In Public Or Else I Will Die
- Jerking Off To Porn AFull Volume In My Room During The Family Reunion Dinner
- Jerking Off To My Dad’s Porno VHS And Then Having To Rewind It Back To Where It Was When I Put It In So He Won’t Notice
- Personality Guy
- At Least Show Me One Boob, Please
- Going To Mardi Gras And Telling Every Drunk Whore That I’m A Virgin In The Hopes For Pity Sex
- Bringing My PC To The Bar So I Can Show Each One Of The Girls I Like The Sims Family I Made Where They Are My Wife
- Dragon Ball Sucks
- Anime Is Gay
- Family Guy Is My Favorite Anime
- I Swear One Piece Gets Better After Episode 877645
- Grown Man Wearing A Cat Ear Headband Doing Ahegao Face
- Juantxu Was A Weeb In School
- Juantxu Has A Naruto Headband
- Fuck Weebs
- Japan Sucks
- Australia Sucks
- Los Angeles Is A Dump
- Paris Is Ghetto And Ugly
- Duluth Sucks
- Bilbao World Capital Of Speed
- Barcelona Is A Hipster Shithole Full Of Drunk Brits
- Selling Fake Drugs To Drunk Tourists In Barcelona
- Visiting St. Louis And Just Hoping Not To Get Killed
- Gang Members Are Insecure Wimps
- You Can Kill Me But You Can’t Unfuck The Colombian Hookers I Fucked On Tour
- Paying A Hooker To Hold Hands
- Paying A Hooker To Go Get In Pajamas And Lay Down In Bed
- Paying A Hooker To Tell Me That My Dick Is A Decent Size Over And Over Again For 2 Hours
- Bringing A Hooker Home And Telling My Parents She’s My Girlfriend So That They Think I’m A Normal Guy Who Talks To Girls
- Hooker Is Jealous Cuz I Fucked Another Hooker
- Bringing My Date To A Porn Theater To Create A Good First Impression
- Bringing My Date To A Museum And Explaining To Her How Small Cocks Are A Sign Of Classical Beauty
- Intentionally Going To The Wrong Side When Giving Two Kisses To A Girl To Kiss Her On The Lips
- Buddhism Is Really Dumb
- The Tao Is Stupid
- New Year’s Is Stupid And Every Year Sucks
- Keep Christ In Christmas
- Feeling Guilty About Masturbating On Christmas
- Going To My Parents’ House For Christmas Just To Eat For Free ANever Talking To Them For Another Year
- Throwing A Tantrum On Xmas Cuz Santa Didn’t Bring Me The Full Of Hell Fuzz Pedal
- You Either Die Young Or Live Long Enough To Become The Racist Uncle
- Mom Found The Piss Drawer
- Mom Found The Green M&M Fleshlight
- Wearing Sunglasses To Stare At Boobs Without Them Noticing
- Shadow Boxing On The Sidewalk Outside The Orphanage
- Setting Orphanages On Fire For Fun
- Starting Wildfires For Fun
- Throwing Rocks At People For Fun
- Help The World And Kill Yourself
- Manipulating Internet People Into Suicide For Fun
- Pretending To Be A 16 Year Old Girl And Talking Virgins Online Into Buying Me Plane Tickets To Where I Want To Go
- Slipping Drugs Into People’s Luggage At The Airport And Watching Them Cry In Despair As They Face A Prison Sentence
- Applying Lethal Amounts Of Voltage To Frisbee Golf Baskets And Then Watching People Play
- Sam’s Gonna Be A Dad
- Sam Wants To Be A Dad Just To Start A ZZ Top Cover Band With Other Dads
- I’ve Never Seen A Cute Baby
- I Wish I Was A Baby So I Could Wear Diapers And Shit Everywhere
- Letting A Turd Slip Out While I’m Rushing To The Bathroom
- You Look Like You Were Made In The Oblivion Character Creator
- Oblivion Characters Are My Kink
- Having Kinks Is Gay
- Kinkshaming Is OK
- The Missionary Is The Only Valid Position
- Teaching My Kids To Kinkshame Everyone They Meet
- Teaching My Kids To Bully Weaker Kids
- Teaching My Kids To Bully Fat Kids
- Teaching My Kids To Bully Poor Kids
- Teaching My Kids To Bully Kids Who Read Harry Potter
- Teaching My Kids To Laugh At Bald People
- Teaching My Kids To Judge People By Their Appearance
- Teaching My Kids That Violence Is Always The Answer
- Bullying My Own Kids And Destroying Their Self Esteem
- Teaching My Kids How To Shoot Heroin
- Pedro Is Bald
- Bald Guys Grow Beards To Compensate
- I’m Bald And Can’t Grow A Beard, Time To Kill Myself
- Badass Skullet
- You Grew A Beard To Hide Your Beta Male Chin
- Will Smith Cucked By His Bald Wife
- I Fucked A Single Mom, Beat Her 10 Year Old Son In Street Fighter Until He Cried, Left And Never Called Her Again
- Dating A Single Mom Just To Play Videogames With Her Kid Because I Have No Friends
- I Will Never Have A Friend Because Seth Putnam Died
- Hip Hop Is Not A Real Culture
- Rap Is Not Real Music
- Riff Raff Is The Only Good Rapper
- Thanks To My Wife’s Boyfriend For Paying For This Release
- Sleeping On The Couch Because My Wife Needs To Sleep With Other Men To Fill Her Needs And I Respect Her
- Waiting Outside The Tour Bus While My Girlfriend Fucks The Whole Band
- On My Way To Guitar Center To Play The “Smoke On The Water” Main Riff For Three Hours And Not Buy Anything
- Dr. Loveless Was Right
- Bringing A Nerf Gun To A Knife Fight
- Bringing A Morning Star To A Fist Fight
- Vinnie Vincent Is My Grandma
- It’s OK To Like Thrash Metal Until You Turn 16
- I Suck Dick For Money To Buy Raunchous Brothers Records
- Making Mukbang Videos In Front Of The Weight Loss Clinic
- Bomb Every Whole Foods
- Lemonade Is Unhealthy Sugar Water 00:02
- Kombucha Is Gay
- Yerba Mate Is Gay
- Craft Beer Tastes Like Shit
- Corporate Beer Is The Only Good Beer
- Crazy Stallion Is The Only Beverage I Drink
- Drunk On Antifreeze
- Eating Every Pill I Find Around The House And Hoping I Get High
- Diet Cum
- Chinese Pizza Kebab
- People Who Care About Pineapple On Pizza Are Retarded
- I Eat Tons Of Pineapple And Throw My Pineapple Flavor Cum On A Pizza
- Pizza Is For Kids, Grow Up
- Pizza Is Disgusting Trash
- Chocolate Is The Worst Food Ever
- Fuck Food
- I Only Eat The Food Mentioned On Anal Cunt’s Rider
- I Only Eat Klav Kalash And Crab Juice
- I Survive By Hunting The Easter Bunnies Abandoned By Kids
- Sage Lives Off Pork Rinds And Vodka
- Eating Only Raw Meat Is The Healthiest Diet
- Anyone That Buys Orange Juice With Pulp Should Be Killed
- Straining The Orange Juice And Only Eating The Pulp
- I Put Raisins On Every Dish
- Cheese Is Just Repurposed Cow Cum
- Dishwasher Salmon Is Peak American Cuisine
- Peanut Butter Taco Shells Are Peak Midwest Cuisine
- We Butter The Bread With Earwax
- Dip Your Dick In Peanut Butter And Fuck An Allergic Motherfucker
- Dip Your Dick In Gluten And Fuck A Celiac Bitch
- Dip Your Dick In Pineapple Juice And Fuck A Pizza
- Killing Myself Because I Found Out Red Bull Doesn’t Actually Contain Bull Cum
- My Sister Thinks I Take Care Of My Nephews Cuz I Love Kids But Actually I Just Love Munching On Their Lice
- Arugula Is Gay
- Kale Is Gay Too
- Feeding A5 Kobe Beef To My Dog
- Buying The Homeless Bags Of Dry Beans
- Endangered Whale Deep Fried In Engine Oil
- I Don’t Need To Watch A Movie To Know It Sucks
- Only Retards Feel Nostalgic About Disney Movies
- Blackfish Is The Funniest Movie I’ve Ever Seen
- Pinocchio 3000 Is Peak Kino
- I Got Stendhal Syndrome From Watching Polar Express
- I Would Let Nicolas Cage Molest Me If I Could Star In National Treasure 3
- Downfall Is A «Literally Me» Movie
- I Wanna Date DW From Arthur
- Somehow We All Know Arthur Is Black
- Stressed Out Looney Toon
- Sleep Paralysis But The Demon Is Pbapes Teaching Yoga
- Sleep Paralysis But The Demon Is Primitive Man Playing A Show
- Sleep Paralysis But The Demon Is Anthony Fantano Reviewing Full Of Hell Albums
- My Morning Alarm Is Anthony Fantano Reviewing Full Of Hell Albums
- I Wanna Lick Anthony Fantano’s Bald Head
- I Promise If Anthony Fantano Reviews This Album I Will Stop Selling Drugs To Kids
- Giving A Loaded Gun To Every Kid I See
- I Donated Sperm Once So I Explain Sex To Every Kid I See Just In Case They’re My Son Because That’s What Being A Good Dad Is About
- Telling My Kids That The Dryer The Pussy, The Hornier The Woman
- Birds Aren’t Real
- Birds Are Actually Government Surveillance Drones
- I Screenshot Your NFT
- Non Fuckable Token
- Non Functioning Testicle
- Nice Fucking Tiddies
- Small Town Genius
- Band That Only Plays To The Same 15 People In The Same Town Forever
- All Local Band Fest
- Local Band Wearing Their Own Merch For The Band Photo
- Cover Bands Are Cool
- Your Lyrics Are Dumb
- Your Dumb Fucking Opinion Doesn’t Matter
- Punks Making A Difference
- Punks Are Just Hippies That Wear Black
- All The Hippies Turned Into Rich Assholes
- Burnout Hippy Eating Mushrooms Cause He Thinks It Will Make Him Smarter
- Iron Maiden Isn’t Good, They Just Had A Cool Artist
- Manowar Is Objectively The Only Band
- Joey DeMaio Is A Knight Of Malta
- Joey DeMaio Lives In His Mom’s Basement
- I Can’t Grow A Proper Mustache
- I Can Tell You’re Into Grindcore By Your Pedostache
- I Wish I Had Bobobo’s Mustache To Use It To Jerk Off
- Czech Brothel
- When I Grow Up I Wanna Be A Professional Whore Fucker
- $20 Blowjob On The Greyhound To Philly
- Hello Speed, Goodbye Dick
- Speed Makes My Willy Look Like Crazy Frog’s
- Alf Dick
- I’m Gonna Do So Much Speed My Dick Is Gonna Disappear Forever
- Wendy’s And Blow 2: Kebab And Speed
- Speederman
- Eternal Speed Comedown
- I Only Drive Drunk
- Imagine Paying Your Traffic Fines LOL
- Drunk Driving Heavy Machinery At Work
- Driving My Kids To School After A 3 Day Coke Binge
- I Was High On 15 Drugs When I Passed My Driving Test
- Your Honor, Maybe I Was Drunk But The Kid Didn’t Look Both Ways
- Drugs Make You Cool
- You Were Cooler Before You Became Straight Edge
- Straight Edge Dude Getting The X Removed Because He Found Out Drugs Are Amazing
- Deche Charge Suck At Writing Song Titles
- You Don’t Drink Alcohol Because You Were Never Invited To A Party
- Buying A Daily Planner So My Days Of Jerking Off, Doing Drugs, And Getting Drunk Have More Flow
- Going To CVS To Warm Up And Get Drunk
- Fetty Party
- Smoking Delta 8 On The School Bus
- You’re Very Mature For Your Age
- Playing Magic The Gathering Online With Varg Vikernes
- Spanging For Money To Buy Glue
- Grabbing Pennies From The Wishing Well At The Mall To Buy Meth
- Selling My Brother’s $1200 Gamer PC Setup For Just $100 To Buy Meth
- Cuddling With Crackheads
- Dropping My Piss Jug In The House With The Cap Off
- It Hurts When I Pee
- Too Much Ketamine Ruined My Bladder
- Trapped In The K Hole
- Doing Coke With My Grandpa At The Vince Neil Show
- Drinking Shiraz And Watching Figure Skating With My Mom While She Folds My Laundry
- My Mom Buys All My Clothes
- I Used To Give Free Drugs To Your Mom When She Was Pregnant With You To Make Sure You Were Born Retarded
- 60 Cigs A Day
- I’d Rather Smoke Cigarettes Than Eat
- Picking Up Cigarette Butts
- Everyday I Wake Up At 4 A.M. Just To Chain Smoke 10 Cigs Then I Go Back To Bed
- Cigs And Diet Coke, Breakfast Of Champions
- God Provided Man With A Foreskin Enabling Him To Hold Cigarettes With It
- Teaching My Kids How To Hold Cigs With Their Foreskin
- I Got Dick Cancer From Holding Too Many Cigs With My Foreskin
- Keeping My Son’s Foreskin Just In Case He Wants To Get It Sewed Back One Day
- Neverending Edging
- Accidentally Seeing My Grandmother’s Vagina
- Listen To Your Grandma Fart
- Farting Should Be Illegal
- $1000 E-thot Fart In A Jar
- D.O.A. For Drinking Too Much Gamer Girl Bath Water
- Picky Virgin
- Pure Muscle Alpha Chad
- Ripped Dude With A Mickey Mouse Voice
- The Jacked Manlet Gets The Girl
- Manlets Rise Up
- Chad For A Night
- Overalls, Retro Hat, And $2000 Apartment
- Slow Music Is Gay
- Doom Metal Is The Most Boring Shit Ever
- Ashing My Cigarettes On Stoner Doom Metalers
- They’re Called Sleep Cuz They’re Zzzzz
- Double Kick Blastbeats Are Gay
- Blast Addict, I Mean Bitch Addict
- Folk Punk Is Gay
- Going To The Rave To Steal From Passed Out Jerks
- Retarded Ravers Listening To The Same Beat For 3 Days
- I Exclusively Listen To My Own Band
- The Jukebox Should Have Us On It
- Bad Guy Is The Underdog
- Home Invasion On Paty Vomit
- Spanish Slur
- Johnny Rotten Looks Like An Inbred Slug
- Black Flag Sucks
- Minor Threat Sucks
- Discharge Sucks
- Green Day Sucks
- I Love Blink 182
- Crust Punks Think Every Day Is Halloween
- Dressing Weird Isn’t Rebellion, It’s Just Weird
- Having A Septum Ring Doesn’t Make You A Minority
- Dying Your Hair A Stupid Color To Get Attention Is Radical
- Punk Rock Business Owner
- 9/11 Was Cool
- George Zimmerman Ruined The World
- Build The Wall Around California
- Deathcore Is Scary And Badass
- Upper Middle Class Hell
- Dive Bars Are Church
- Why Do Vegans Hate Plants?
- Facebook Vegan Posting Pics Of Food They Made That Looks Like Diarrhea
- Panda Express Is Authentic
- Applebee’s Has The Best Food On Earth
- McDonald’s Has Amazing Burgers
- I Want Borgar From McDondal
- A Million Cheeseburgers Made Her Ass Fat
- Bring Quaaludes Back
- Fake Fishing Out
- Why Did You Say «Dude» To Your Girl?
- Facebook Is The Punk Bible
- Fecal Albinism
- Holding In My Poop Is The Best Drug
- Weed Is The Weakest Drug
- Weed Ain’t A Personality
- Weed Is For Losers
- Weed Cures Cancer And Makes You More Intelligent
- Weed Makes You A Millionaire And Get Thousands Of Girls
- If You Want Success Make Sure To Smoke Lots Of Weed, Drink Everyday, And Watch Tons Of Porn
- If I Had One Wish In The World, It Would Be To Take A Dab
- Throwing My Broken Bong In The Recycling
- Running Home On Break To Smoke Out Of My 5ft Bong
- I Never Lock The Door When I Jerk Off In The Bathroom Because Danger Turns Me On
- I Was Watching Porn In The Bathroom And Accidentally Turned The Volume Up, Now My Whole Family Knows I’m A Coomer
- Coomer Phenotype
- I Set Feras Antoon’s House On Fire
- I Watch Porn For The Plot
- Sorry, I Can’t Go Out, I Got Porn To Watch
- The Type Of Fella To Rate And Comment Pornhub Videos
- Closing The Blinds On A Beautiful Sunset So I Can Jerk Off Without Glare
- I Spend 4 Hours A Day Browsing Through Pornhub Hoping To See If Any Of The Girls I Went To Highschool With Did Porn
- Reject Hardcore Porn, Embrace National Geographic Naked Tribe Ladies
- Eating A Sandwich Without Washing Your Hands After Jerking Off Gives It A Special Taste
- Sometimes When I’m On Coke I Can Jerk Off Start To Finish Without Getting Hard
- Sometimes When I’m On Speed I Can Jerk Off For 3 Hours Multiple Times A Day
- Water Is Gross
- Jack Daniels Is Amazing
- Jameson Is Disgusting Garbage
- Alcohol Is Sad And Pathetic
- Happy Hour Is Sad
- Inviting All My Friends In Recovery Out For A Drink
- Going To My Friend’s 10 Years Sober Party And Pouring Vodka In Every Soft Drink
- Reddit Punk
- World War 3 In Minnesota
- Why Does Every American Punk Look Like Billie Eilish?
- The Youth’s Gone Autistic
- I’d Rather Be A Construction Worker Than A Tiktoker
- Cancel The Woke
- Canceled By MDFL
- You Won’t Get Canceled Because No One’s Ever Heard Of You
- Not Doing Things You Enjoy To Get Clout
- Boycotting Companies Whose CEO Said Some Shit You Didn’t Like Is Revolutionary
- Problematic Tweet From 15 Years Ago
- I Never Read A Book
- I Can’t Read
- I Flunked Kindergarten
- Nothing Rhymes With Gum
- Falling Asleep At Cirque Du Soleil
- I Tie A Rope Around My Penis And Jump From A Tree
- I Hang Myself With A Dead Dog’s Dick
- Killing Myself Because I Lost A Chess Game Against A Girl
- One Sec, Mom, I Just Have To Reply «Based» On This Thread
- Based Jonco
- No Girls Allowed In My Tree House Except For My Mom When She Brings Me Snacks
- My Semen Grew Arms And Legs
- Painting My Entire Room With Cum And Installing A UV Lamp So It Glows Like LEDs
- Bringing A UV Lamp To Motel Rooms To Look For Cumstains And Lick Them Cuz I Love Cum
- I Can’t Sleep With The Lights Off
- I Sleep With My Mom When I’m Scared
- 70 Year Old Still Living With His Mom
- How Many Years Without Sex Until I’m A Virgin Again?
- Buying My Newborn Son A Whore So He’ll Never Have To Live As A Virgin
- Being A Virgin Won’t Stop Me From Calling Everyone Else A Virgin
- No One Has Sex At The Party Until I Do
- Cockblocking My Friends Cuz I’m Jelly
- 5 Year Old Unopened Condom Box On My Nightstand
- Taking Out A Loan To Buy Condoms I’ll Never Use
- I’m Only Attractive In Third World Countries
- Last Time I Had Sex Was On My 9th Birthday, Right Before My Uncle Went To Prison For Rape
- Going To Prison On Purpose To Lose Virginity
- Getting A Vasectomy So I Can Have Sex And Not Have Kids, But Then Remembering That I Don’t Have Sex
- My Dick Skin Is Too Weak For My Jerking Routine
- I Tore My Frenulum From Jerking Off Too Ferociously
- I’m Glad I Developed A Femboy Fetish Instead Of One Involving Scat
- Lowkey Horny For Scat Porn
- Femboy Bussy Got Me Acting Strange
- I May Not Have A Girlfriend In The Morning But I Do Have A Pillow
- Is Your Dog Single?
- My Dog And I Fuck The Same Pillow
- I Fuck My Dog
- You’ve Never Fucked A Dog And It Shows
- Dogs Are Better Sexual Partners Than Cats
- Horny For Garfield Catussy
- Stealing My Neighbor’s Dog Because I Lost My Fleshlight
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